LAZARUS: What’s “Epiphany?” …And why is it making you even crankier than usual?
LAMONT: I don’t remember how much history they taught us in the Scientific Society, but it must be precious bloody little! Today is the 52nd anniversary of the reason the Society exists in the first place! The Epiphany Event nearly wiped out all civilization and all life on earth. The world was plunged into cold and darkness for decades. Today is a day to remember the unthinkable price that was paid to teach us the lessons we learned from Epiphany.