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ELIZABETH: Exhibit three: For months you’ve followed me, watched me, tried to talk to me. I know what you want. You want your family back. The family you think you were supposed to have. Well, we’re all here. We’re literally stuck with you.
LAMONT: …What do you want, Eliz–
ELIZABETH: You’re asking me now?

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  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Well Elizabeth, now’s as good a time as any.
    The gelatinous creatures pretending to be furniture are getting closer, just look off panel.

    • Let’s hope she rolls higher than 15 for perception.

      Ironically, this is relevant for the next strip.

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        Perception is twisted in this universe.
        Rolling higher than 15 is no guarantee on understanding.
        What are the arcane knowledge requirements?

        • If it’s a high Arcane Lore score they need, they’d better hope Captain Carter limps in. Then again, his Dexterity is bollox.

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            Lazarus has high Dex, but low AL and Per.

    • Folarx

      Reminds me of this

      I trained these machine learning agents last night. 1,000,000 iterations. All they know is they get a reward if the block touches the goal & they get penalized if they fall off of the platform. They figure out the rest. pic.twitter.com/RlfeHsYHYS— PunchesBears ㅎ㉨ㅎ (@punchesbears) 13. Dezember 2017

  • Folarx

    So the Scientific Society seems to prefer the Hercule Poirot method of listing evidence. Shame Liz didn’t put on an enormous grey stick-on beard instead of her pink glasses (even those are stylish).

    • I would say she’s using the scientific terminology as a protective shell around her emotions. It doesn’t seem to be working very well. But the good news is that one mystery about the new Westward crew is starting to be explained!

      • Folarx

        That makes sense, of course. Now this feels like a cheap shot: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f99f02faabea93edadb887b4bbc2375ee014960732e8a6a75ae68cecb2a7f477.png
        Sorry for disfiguring your characters. Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect!

        • “First Monsieur Lamont, and now ‘iz estranged wife—ze mustaches, they are multiplying! It boggles ze little grey cells!”

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            “It’s an infestation!”

        • bayareajohn

          A smoketopi reveals itself after hiding in Elizabeth all this time….

          • Why didn’t I think of that? The first sign of a space ghost infestation should always be the spontaneous appearance of a nefarious black mustache. What could be more fitting?